Got a question, a wild idea, or just want to chat about your imaginary pet? We’re all ears! Reach out and let’s pretend we know what we’re doing together.
George Costanza
Drop us an email—because telepathy hasn't worked out yet. All fields with an * are required (because we're sticklers for the details).
Need to reach us? Simply shout into the void, and we’ll probably get back to you. If not, try sending a message via carrier pigeon. They’re surprisingly reliable... or at least they used to be.
If all else fails, you can contact The Human Fund by email or phone, but don’t be surprised if you get George on a coffee break or stuck in a conversation about the greatness of velvet. We respond between the hours of "whenever" and "maybe later."
Pro tip: If you include "free food" in your subject line, your chances of a reply go up by 73%!
